1.1 In the beginning god created the heavens and the earth and Narnia.
1.4 And god saw the light, that it was good. I mean really good. Like Godiva chocolate good. Like I need a cigarette after this good.
1.26 Then god said "Let US make man in OUR image." Um, multiple personalities much? I mean who is this guy talking to? He is speaking to himself and yet there are more than one of him? Sounds like someone missed their meds.