Note

Hey I'm preparing for Ostara. So I probably wont post to much till afterwards. Plus the full moon is Friday and I'm totally not prepared.

Blessed Be peeps.

Genesis part 2

2.2 ...and he rested on the seventh day and called his bitch Becky.
2.And the lord god formed man of dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life. (mmm boogers)
2.21 And the lord god caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam...date rape drug, just saying.

Genesis part 1

1.1 In the beginning god created the heavens and the earth and Narnia.
1.4 And god saw the light, that it was good. I mean really good. Like Godiva chocolate good. Like I need a cigarette after this good.
1.26 Then god said "Let US make man in OUR image." Um, multiple personalities much? I mean who is this guy talking to? He is speaking to himself and yet there are more than one of him? Sounds like someone missed their meds.

To those whom it may concern

I found this old book in the back of the library one day. It was leather bound and dusty. I picked it up and read the title, Real Bible, it intrigued me. Opening to Genesis I found a new take on an old book. I was shocked and knew I had to share the word with others. So here it is Excerpts from the Real Bible.